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" Ladies and gentlemen this busy while ideology and the Special Report. All right so you've been you've been out of commission none of them dating scene for awhile now. Off the table of single well listen I removed may be you reach a point where you've been single for too cool and really there are signs to look forward they can tell you that you've been single for too long I would imagine you have -- so -- just -- the right here so here we go. First of all you assume that you repulse the opposite sex. While he really lets you start assuming that flirtatious glances are really smirk so you're expense. Probably in future bad -- error -- be out there on this horizontally this person has a problem. First -- television. So okay that's one number two. You develop bad eating habits and if your cupboards are filled with food -- can be cooked in less than I. Probably not on your own for two. All Mac and she is with the with which I've. By the way -- and so far everything is is is that you've been married for. By the way this is for both men and women and young children. Gender number three you gush about your feelings to your friends. If you're answering your friends small talk questions will no longer emotional rants on your lowly sea life. I'm single for too long. You're dating standards did you think plummet. I don't win the dumb girl down at the video store other creepy old guys the Bart -- what do you look at. It's time to reevaluate your movie standards if your guy image preview of guys would simply. Yeah. You know really -- Israel and the last one is the kind of interesting -- You move -- or Yahoo! old flames on the Internet. If you find yourself up late at night typing and Jackson's name into the search bar. Wondering what they've been up to and hoping you guys could work out your differences. You should stop immediately and take a long cold shower. These social networking sites like FaceBook has taken cyber stalking to a whole new level. These sites offer a glimpse into your -- social life complete with pictures comments then who knows what else. So don't attempt to contact them because you looked pathetic. And but not that at -- and -- those -- the five -- to tell if you've been single for too long. Lauren and 1 morning from 530 until today."

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" We pretty much saw this coming the LA county coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide coroner has concluded. Jackson died of an overdose of pro --"

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" Clearly a special guests everybody on the phone here I'll tell you -- full story -- in the 2006. Services this fine gentleman named Mike Connell. And he was diagnosed with a little rear fourth stage of food a rare cancer only two weeks before his third child was born. Now might have beaten cancer twice before we once when he was 28 and again at thirty. But Mike lost his battle with cancer November 24 2007 he was only 45 years old at the time and that's one -- is a business partner and friend. Just Freedman decided to do something and Jeff is on the line with -- is -- Jeff how you do once more are you good thank you. So just you you might feel what type of business review and to give our title advertiser and there's army. Okay now you decided to do something to raise awareness and money then it involves. Some believe the worst fears of men beating balls in the."

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" Yet when you wake up in the morning put on a cap on September 17 we're actually having a party at the end of the day it Ned -- it's politically to participate. So we can a lot of people -- ball cap."

" That's an exclusive -- funny party. -- got out okay no give the give her my new website against -- people be able devolve dot org. These bold. Be all dot org. OK Jeff hey thanks a million."

" I can't forget about what we need people to sign up within -- possible by August 31 that we can get down there -- month -- the --"

" Okay right -- today is already 25 okay Jeff thanks a million and good luck god is okay but thought no problem. Lauren and -- mornings from 530 until today."

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