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" I haven't assignments will be fathers -- this morning because we did we did a thing yesterday morning about the things that bad should teach their sons about women -- And I think in the were probably a lot of things that weren't on their windows. And I'm thinking you you guys out there you probably have some things that you think. That you thought your son about women I think they'll find on an -- couldn't really get more and sure so I thought you know if you dads can work on this and give us call this morning and you could add to the list of things every fathers who teaches some about women did you teach your students still smoke women. I don't remember really I realize you did well I -- you like I tried to teach him about you know about sex and the birds and bees because we had that conversation I don't think I ever bless. Oh really about women. Okay -- I've done. I hear that conversation when when you told your sons -- very well see I didn't tell on both of -- is a pretty good story earlier this. Okay that's want to do errors and -- visa local Lauren will have to do this after video news pretty good I had I had attacked and he's okay was on the line this morning today de LA news -- But then so you got some tips for us here."

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" Our -- earlier us it's okay thanks called every -- today. That sling -- come from abroad. When they call a broad. Oh boy. I don't know maybe we can may William Ingram soon there -- I've heard those anything and he me. Raw -- it is kind of courts well I think it has to do with the hourglass figure in the UUMB width of the a button right -- Well we all gas or you're nearly a full report I'm gonna join. The story about when the -- Bolivia's gas via money here is okay so much. I got to I have two sons they have missile one album was about two and -- little over ten. And he was -- he was interested in what was this baby signal. -- am. And start asking questions so I'm thinking okay well it's about time I bring among the speed -- things I -- brother is younger Brothers like a man half. So I'm thinking okay it's too it's too early for him he's showing interest so I'll tell. Number one son so I get a couple of books in home and I do the whole thing and I -- it's okay -- clearance from the interest of a missile let me tell you how this works who have. And so. And I hit him right between you guys are giving all of hard facts and exactly and on very you know I'm. Very accurate on how the whole process works and -- is -- real words and and use real words you little -- slang words our own money viewers remain so. And you know hand so I gave -- the whole the whole story on how it'll work and he was you know stunned and knows though we've. Most of us were restarted figure -- thing and so on and the last thing I said to him ms. mullah. Remember this is family talk. All your buddies about this running him like respect those who know when -- their parents think it's time for them to learn. They will tell them NRA so it's family -- right okay so about a week goes by and my neighbor comes over. I know our answers. And now my second so a number two VA they have year old his name is -- And so my -- says -- what they're -- to tell -- about sexist. -- that not only didn't tell him anything about sex why is that while he's still my boys operated. It's a triangle all the other guy and -- my in my old ones is like I thought you were supposed to and he said that."

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" Everybody is doing is once Leon. We're too much does explain in my son -- The abbreviation of PMS what it stands for and you're pretty impressive and I went on it was packed quite so -- Tell -- about the it's guys a lot of fun to listen to do a great job."

" Wholesale -- have a great there okay. Email in here this is still receiving this from a -- them and says so similar stories to talk about my is my filling my son -- on the earns a base in the -- like ten years old. So my story similar -- except that we showed a cartoon movies and all the talk about privacy it's guerrillas of the only one recent poll repulsed response might Sunnis into I have to have a baby when I grew up with an excellent night. At the dinner table we get a call from one of my son Jong classmates fathers saying the mice until his daughter exactly where he'd have to put his who -- up -- and in order to have a baby. We're talking in eight year old -- And when I asked my son who -- he told he list of about six other girls' names off a mortified. I tracked down the programmers whom I tracked -- to the grammar school to see the press -- to be sure I'd like reviewed an international incident my son was actually enrolled in the same school my house wanted to do the same age. So going to the principal was a crazy flashback -- luckily the principal was so cool about it. He said that the misinformation that prompted me to tell my son in the first place was the problem and that as long as my -- version was accurate that everything was fine although he did impress upon me -- good idea to reinforce the privacy issue. Privacy issues. Okay -- and we see them. Tankers that are gonna check via commute just going to call them private parts. Maybe that's the whole thing like they're getting responses Algeria or lawyers say as FaceBook here how we -- this is from John says so. The bureau's advice of those dad's tales of his sons are about women when all else fails to read the directions. And here's another -- the you see I don't. When all else fails ask her mother. And services from Lou Lou says. If you're going to do that at least close the door okay so -- emails coming you know. The piece of ice that dad's gonna -- about women as revenue actually right here. As soon as hey guys fatherly advice or use the line from the movie a Brooklyn -- for three of my boys. -- So he got some of you tip your dad gave you about women."

" I've got two pieces of critical advice did the first one was. Do you wanna be right for do you wanna be happy. That was the first one when was the second one was."

" The mansion may call the big decisions. And the woman should make all the little decision and it's worked out perfectly at fifteen years there hasn't been a big decision to make."

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" 05 point seven dollar. Florida and Wally podcast today. All right I have them little information about Sarah Palin and end of the book that she's got coming up the book is called going rogue and American life. And according to insiders she has received a seven million dollar advance loans for this 400 page memoir while. And -- a lot of guns and don't say it if you're wondering. This is an interesting article I from the -- wondering why she quit the governorship of Alaska. According to people in the know she knew that if she waited until her term ended in 2010. The opportunities to do the book Angolan lectured tour win because -- people what people forget you know they don't you go -- got -- well. I'm like home tonight and so all the new issue writes a book she gets a seven million dollars and she hired to. A speakers one of the top notch Washington speakers bureaus to represented her to try to get her. These speaking engage Russia now she's according to the people who hooker she's said to be asking. For a 100000 dollars per speech shown. So I have a couple of quotes here from an industry insider on the public's. These tourists who these people go on you don't like him. Bill Clinton when he gets a half a million things going on Chesley Sullenberger the pilot of landed in the -- he's part of this received bureau. George Bush Laura Bush Condoleezza Rice are all you have -- the -- of the insider experts said the big lecture buyers in the US are paralyzed with fear about parking -- her -- because they think she's a -- idiot. We're still Palin is so uninteresting to so many groups unless they're interested in moose hunting. What does she have to say she can't even describe what she reads. Says this industry insider. So she's having problems getting people to hire a glum. Do these lectures on man is a gun club or something. Through -- area up."

" well isn't that. I would think the point of going to see her is to see what she has to say I mean. Maybe -- maybe she's a different person in the speaking circuit than she is in front of the media. You don't -- he really is pretty critical let's face it but for the average person to get up and look it's in opposite listened to her for an hour maybe. She's a whole different person maybe Bernard -- and she was pretty I don't think so it was pretty -- when she did Saturday night alone not when you've already done. Maybe I don't know -- of it are you sure that would really -- it."

" Yesterday the White House a reporter was asking press secretary Robert Gibbs about Iran. And she used the word that I I can't even say it sure will listen to the audio from yesterday's Strider G strategist and --"

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" Really hey you know financial expert on -- and come out I was reading a thing about two you know. Hedge funds. I don't really understand them but I do know that windows these people that are in charge of the news and decide to you -- go after something they may drive the prices up now. Like. Oil like when we were having little problem with the royal a year and was all love you love a girl fell. They were these hedge fund people were put all their money into oil lose you're drive the price up and that's why we ended up paying almost five dollars a gallon for gasoline. The big thing that they're doing now I was reading is that they are they're doing the same thing to sugar. The jewelry -- about this new this is the -- a lot of corn to. Really wheat and corn and so there will sugar apparently is the big pot thing though with the hedge funds and it's -- there. Affect us -- but not the same way gasoline did but you know similarly. In that they can indeed in all news or use sugar and know these things are gonna be right here we'll. His job now I'm concerned but the best thing that's so much those sugar now there really started it all. So I guess we're gonna start have to pay more money for anything -- sugar in it. And probably sugar itself to."

" Yeah because as well you don't like -- a lot of your your as the wizard yeah. Are you guys are going okay so they did the survey it's a big internationals are really just thousands of women in this online survey. Who went what is the nationality of the best lovers in the world. And and so basically came -- best lovers supposed leader guys from Spain Brazil Italy and France isn't we're at today mention us -- we came into the worst television studio -- but really really or there's a little worse. Other really interesting thing is the reasons that -- believe they painted. The countries that produce the worst. Lovers of all and worry and and -- beside each country also tell what the consensus of opinion of the women was why the men in those countries were bad lovers aren't. Okay when your Sony's idea Germany Germany bad bad and because the men there are two smelling the industry they just kind of -- big number two worst. England and English meant to lazy there's a reason to a number three were slivers Sweden. Men are too quick to finish. Numbers for old old resettlement all I have now with a guest number four Holland. Better to dominating and always wanna go Dutch side number -- of the United States. Men are too rough. Also brought. Okay in Greece men -- to love you don't see number seven whales because they're too selfish. In Scotland because they're too loud and -- addresses in Turkey because the man they're all are too sweaty. And the then number -- and Russian because the men there are two hairy there so I just let that settle long horn so."

" Are you curious what the what is it that the man in this in the kind of considered the best lovers -- I think there -- no -- say there doesn't say with the retribution and good so that you guys in the southern Australia we could work gonna use Evernote and -- They never even mentioned Japan or China not in the list my emotional or somewhere in the middle somewhere in Manila and it couldn't please so I was just think about this it could be the -- women are bringing out the best -- Well you mentioned Brazil."

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" I don't think they torn country's yeah. I don't know make big. -- gonna do an indictment I think while he's on some hear about because there United States came in number fifth from a worse to worst lovers. Those of Brazil's real lives alone of course there's all the world okay and but you know because they said bill American guys were too rough. Well you know a lot of Republican women out why does she got -- response that."

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" He's going to we talking about. The national. Otherwise what is the gentleman named Jim Carlson Belgium has been writing. About the New England okay. So you know that he's seen a lot of stuff that he's heard a lot of things he's done a lot of energy. So he's written a I love the title the book's title is then Belichick said the Brady and the best New England Patriots stories ever told. Everybody. The man reduced by about Jim Donaldson the morning Jim and a welcome to the lawyer and wanna Maury -- I -- June."

" I don't final spot in Champaign Clark stood at an air show -- like a better reason Bob but finishing second and the wildcard."

" ourselves hey listen. Huge this this book sounds fascinating debate. And even if you bring a lot of stories about things it release things said do you -- these things you just heard about through to grade are you with this first -- what's the deal on us."

" Well most the most of them the thirtieth during the seem either -- first -- saw first stand. Obviously that's stopped in the sixties. I can expect over the team in the late seventies it was a good time because a lot of guys sort. Were still around and I got to talk with the Larry either -- for. One of the great characters of all time the story in the -- body and instead jumping into the he has swimming pool while India go all the mermaids swim around and that he -- the the best."

" Look how well Larry isn't even mess and -- there's a good."

" He's on the dark dark but the time obviously talk with them Bob glad Joe told the story probably you know celebrated with several days but -- that of course after was cut by the patriots. Somewhat tongue over partied out showed up at Harvard stadium to watch is -- the opener. Next thing you know we've done on the field -- the -- on the opening kickoff."

" And that -- while. Please tell us that is a true story."

" Go out all the that but then and how well was he was known because it looked like -- from the it was also a bit over character. You know that's one of those stories we are right I just put the quote marks down what in all the stories not a whole lot of abolishment of it -- the patriots well not always successful have always been called all of certainly in the sixties they were they very colorful called bunch of characters."

" They'll tell you what we'll tell us one of the better stories you know about the Belichick and Brady."

" There are -- a funny story about bill Bulger. I think -- media that would be all that -- if I -- this stuff about bill Bulger was as abusing that eyes and our budget."

" On the public filings with the."

" My favorite little Brady anecdote is that when he first gave the republic first met Robert -- people you're gonna be the best draft pick he'd ever gotten. And ever made and -- was somewhat taken aback that the skinny six rather who we thought was -- wasn't exactly positive. Outlook all you gotta be the best victory ever made and Robert does say that. You know it wasn't in the sense he didn't get that -- the public being. -- obnoxious so anyway just that he Jenny lively salty was gonna work really hard we have very good player and Bob was voided the air ethnic. And of course very pleasantly surprised to see what evolved the."

" had to deal -- Bill Parcells right."

" I love deal with Bill Parcells I was deal with -- ourselves every day period -- the current build fox."

" And it was a challenge you have a guy who do you have any good stories about mr. Parcells in the --"

" Well its its its part the pick out one -- bulk of the master of the one -- you know. He used to say we speak with one voice and it's mine and that was fine because he always gave you some of the talk about it did not suffer fools gladly which was terrific but the it just stupid questions with a minimum. He was very bright very sarcastic immaturity kinda way. But no matter what mood he would and he he would always give you good copy the data people wouldn't in the media whether they via radio guys TV people. Certainly print journalists that you spent twenty minutes with Bill Parcells would could get the story get out of the business. I contrast ourselves remember last week after the jets game of the patients -- back to back delay of game penalties. I coach Belichick was actually asked how we're all -- coach -- fame quarterback he could fail to get the playoffs but I'm quite a row. Any of that. A court gave everybody a big smile and -- Put that quotes. That because we didn't get a playoff time. I'll vote for the active ourselves lecture or automatic it considerably more -- and colorful. -- now."

" Jim thank you very much for joining us is -- the book is called them Belichick said the Brady the best knowing what page you're stories ever told. It's available every place."

" Better bookstores everywhere we like to thank."

" There's good excellent Jim thank you so much for joining us okay thank you appreciate it okay have a -- born and -- mornings from 530 until today."

" Five point 70. Florida Wally podcast the day. TLC is shaking things -- on their hit reality show by dropping John Dawson lender from Jon and Kate plus safe. That's like dropping Wally if I'm Lauren and -- Kate plus eight is the new title -- the show it begins in November. John will still be on the show occasionally but much less than maybe John knows that he's messed up. I guarantee us today I'm TLC issued a statement in their their spokesperson said. Since Kate is the more likable of the Cho Judy which is so ironic because she's the one everybody will -- love to hate -- he has just you know kind of been a mess. He issued this statement to in touch weekly. I regret my conduct since Kate and I separated. I used poor judgment in publicly socializing with other women so soon. Oh do you have faith in America and he's filed paperwork actually to stall the divorce for ninety days to quote. Regains control over the future of our family you know oh regain control over the future of maybe the TV show the bananas and -- Yeah maybe that has something to do their First Lady Michelle Obama will kick off the fortieth anniversary of Sesame Street area fortieth anniversary season that is. With a segment encouraging kids to planned gardens and eat healthy. The segment will air in the November 10 season debut. Producers said that the First Lady will teach the furry residents of Sesame Street about the benefits of growing a garden and living healthy. And we'll show kids how to plant tomatoes cucumbers and let this season is that was you don't settle Littleton -- a little bit as hard as soon as she -- Jessica Alba is in talks to join Ben Stiller Robert De Niro and company in the little Fokker is. The third gel. -- He's here he's -- and -- up in 2000 with meet the parents she will play an attractive pharmaceutical -- who's. Great looks to wreak havoc on male characters in the story for action is set to began a few months for a release on July 30 2010."

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